Shut Up Tim McCarver!

The Family Guy Clip Below tells it all. Anyone who has ever listened to this broadcaster try to commentate a baseball game knows that he is BY FAR the worst announcer in the history of the world.



Here are some quotes that supports the aforementioned statement. It helps if you read the quotes in McCarvers slow, in coherent, southern drawl accent.

"This is the first time in major league history, except for the strike season, included, where there was no 20-game winner" - McCarver apparently thinking that the shortened season would yield more wins than normal.

During Game 5 of the 2006 NLCS, on a pitch to Jose Reyes, McCarver says, “That pitch wasn’t down and in, that pitch was down and up.”

2004 ALCS, Game 5 Red Sox vs. Yankees . David Ortiz hit a home run into right field. Tim: "Mt. Everest erupts again!"...too bad Mt. Everest isn't a volcano.

"Pitching is such a vital part of the game, as far as winning is concerned" How Eloquent...

1993 World Series, Phillies vs. Blue Jays: "Watch Darren Daulton use his mitt like a glove." I wish I coulda heared him say that...

"There is a world of difference between a count of one ball and two strikes is a lot different situation than hitting with two strikes and one ball." Thanks captain obvious...

During a meeting at the mound between the pitcher and catcher, "You see Colon talking into his glove because David Ortiz, from the Dominican Republic, can obviously read lips in Spanish." he was serious when he said this folks

"Pedro Martinez as a pitcher is as wily as a wolverine." That is the only time I laughed with him

"Half of the Yankees' regulars this year have not been regulars." What an idiot

"If you lead off and you play every day, you're guaranteed to bat with the bases empty at least 162 times." Again, he is serious

"Gary Sheffield just hammered the high fastball. Not many major leaguers can do that." Probably the stupidest thing ever muttered

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