8 Random Things I HATE and LIKE

8 Random Things I Hate 1) People who criticize fake boobies 2) Sitting in the back seat of a car when the radio volume is turned high for a song, then the song ends and the radio commercials continue at that same high volume level 3) People who are too stubborn the admit they are wrong, even though they know they are 4) Bitches who complain about there boyfirends all day, yet still continue to go out with them anway 5) Trial closing a sale by asking someone what they need in order to switch and then following through with every one of there wishes and then they make up more shit just because they are scared to make a decision 6) Blown save opportunities 7) Osama Bin Laden, Charles Dolan, X-Roomate, pasty europeans, sexy dominican girls who don't feel me, Reggie Miller, Mario Elie, Curt Shilling NYJets Haters, Guys who wear wife beaters to the bar and think its cool, Girls who like guys who wear wife beaters to the bar 8) Outplaying someone so bad and getting sucked out on BONUS) Wearing a newly dry cleaned suit and spilling coffee on it 10 minutes after I put it on BONUS #2) Cars that have abnormally fast blinkers

8 Random Things I Like 1) Sexy latina lovers speaking dirty to me in spanish 2) Poland Spring chilled not by the fridge but by the cold weather 3) Flopping a set with a small pocket pair with an Ace out there 4) Enter Sandman at either Shea or Yankee Stadium 5) Making fun of my boss by rapping new songs by southern rappers except using work terms and phrases instaed of the lyrics 6) Having 19 year old girls spit game to me 7) Smacking someone using the back of my hand 8) Creating absolutely random lists to alleviate boredom BONUS) using the word alleviate in a sentence