What would you do if someone offered you a chance to go watch the Mets play their division rivals on a Tuesday night? I’m not talking about the upper deck here. I am talking about loge reserved section between home plate and third base. Thanks to a co-worker of mine and his party patrol connections, I was able to watch the Mets play the Phillies this past Tuesday.
I am going to write this blog in a list format because I attended that game and because most internet blog readers have a shorter attention span than A-Rod at Scores. It will contain some random thoughts I have had in the last few weeks that you will likely empathize with. It will also contain some thoughts that you will find flat out ridonkculous. It’s too hard to form complete sentences that create themes, generate storylines, and have conclusions
1) Philadelphia sports fans are the most obnoxious people on the eastern seaboard
2) When Reyes gets on base to lead off the game, the Mets will win the game
3) When Damion Easley bats in the 2 hole, the Mets will lose the game
4) The Arizona Diamondbacks shouldn’t ever beat the Mets in a series, especially at Shea
5) Victor Diaz has been raking like a cranky old man in Autumn
6) Lebron James should be the Mets right fielder and set-up man
7) Beltran forgot that he gets paid 20 million a year
8) Watching Jaime Moyer pitch is equivalent to watching Roger Clemens do groin stretches
9) Chase Utley scares me more than Ryan Howard
10) We need Moises back soon
11) Glavine’s next 4 wins are going to be the hardest of his career
12) Jose Reyes’s “Spanish Academy” segment between innings is hilarious
13) It is fun to yell “cut your hair” to Eric Byrnes while sitting in the picnic section in the outfield bleachers
14) David Wright made many millions of dollars because he chooses to accept a .05 stake of ownership instead of cash when he endorsed for the Glaceau corporation. Coca-Cola just bought them for 4 billion dollars
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